GOOD NEWS TO ALL SMOKERS...

This is another email I got from a friend last January. I think I am not qualified. What about you, wanna join?

What does smoking do to you anyway?

Here's the contest mechanics:

The International Tobacco Syndicate on its " Golden Anniversary’’ wish to invite smokers;

A SURE WINNER

All smokers have the chance to win the ff Major Prizes:

1st Prize: Brand new Lung Cancer, Cerebral Tumor,
Meningitis, Heart desease

2nd prize: Goiter, astma, Bronchial infection,
Migraine

3rd prize: Emphysema, Neuro sclerosis,
special hepatitis.

You can also HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN CONSOLATION PRIZES SUCH AS:

Tartar deposit, bad breath, stained teeth,
swollen gums, sinusitis.

``REMEMBER the more you puff, the more chances of winning ‘’

FABULOUS PRIZES ARE WAITING FOR YOU
YOU CAN BE THE NEXT LUCKY WINNER!

Please claim your prizes at the nearest Funeral Parlor.

This promo is limited offer only.

See your latest X-Ray result for more details.